Adults on television are obsessed with eating crackers and jelly — alone — in their kitchens. Saltines, no less.
Test Subject Number 1: Carrie, Sex and the City (2002)
Season 4, Episode 13: The Good Fight
Carrie: I miss walking into my apartment with no one there, and it’s all quiet, and I can do that stuff that you do when you’re totally alone, things you would never want your boyfriend to see you do.
Samantha: Like masturbate?
Carrie: My SSB. My Secret Single Behavior. Like, I like to make a stack of saltines. I put grape jelly on them. I eat them standing up in the kitchen reading fashion magazines.
Charlotte: Why standing up?
Carrie: I dunno, it’s weird, but it just feels great.
Test Subject Number 2: Ruxin, The League (2011)
Season 3, Episode 3: The Au Pair