Don’t assume (that everyone gets a tax refund)!
Or that anyone wants to go to Bloomington/Normal or Branson.
IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT IF YOU’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TAXES, YOU ASK THE TURBOTAX BOT IN ALL CAPS AND WITH EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION WHAT IS UP.
In other news, it’s comforting to know that there are probably middle-aged people who are also as clueless as I about how to do their taxes. Or, it’s the reason we should never blame things on our politicians and merely recognize that we’re all idiots if we can’t follow the simple instructions of a computer. Take your pick (quietly please).