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The Best and Worst of the Best and Worst of the Year Lists

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It is officially the last day of the year 2010, whatever that means to you! Let’s refer to the next year as 2000 + 11. And now, the superlatives for best and worst of the best and worst end of the year lists:

The Daily Beast Award for Best Overall Horrible and Excessive Lists
We get it, your whole staff is on vacation. Write a fucking article. Half of them don’t even have bylines.

TV’s Most Uncomfortable Moments of the Year

14 Best Late Night TV Moments of the Year

Celebrities Who Age Backward

Most Memorable Kisses of the Year

In Memoriam: Celebrity Deaths of 2010

The 20 Smartest People Of 2010

Stars Who Became Felons

The Downers
The 10 Best Graphic Novels and Comics of 2010 [EW]
No one read these and no one will. Until next year.

2010’s Unsafe Skies [The Daily Beast]

Most Vapid
30 Sexiest Stars of 2010 [EW]
Are they sexier or less sexy than last year?!

2010 Obsessions: Year of the mistress [CNN]
“‘In society, one out of every two marriages ends in divorce and in some societies it seems like one out of every one,’ Glass said. ‘We want to see these marriages survive. You want to see a Sandra Bullock and a Jesse James who are so diverse succeed. When we don’t see that, it kind of makes us feel vulnerable.'”
Or we’re just bitchy gossips.

The Year’s 10 Biggest Celebrity Gossip Stories [Jezebel]

The New York Times Makes New York the Center of the Universe, as per the Usual
The 110 Things New Yorkers Talked About in 2010
“55. Oh, the irony: Gawker is hacked.”
Irony? Or justice?

The Best Way to Ruin My Night/Whole Year. WHISKEY SOURS FOR THE WIN
20 Worst Hangover Drinks [The Daily Beast]

The Serious
Top Scientific Breakthroughs of 2010 [Wired]

The Not-So-Serious
The Top 10 Animal Photobombers Of 2010 [Buzzfeed]

Typical
Eh.

2010’s Most Bizarre Reality TV Moment: What’s your pick? [EW]
Any of them?

The Best of the Best of the Year
Brian Williams for the win, every time.

The Best Fake Rumors of 2010
Gawker has a lot, see their header:

The Year In Mariah Carey [Jezebel]
Featuring excellent GIF’s like this one:
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What’s sad is that this list is not even close to comprehensive, just a smattering of what the internet has to offer. Did I miss any particularly poignant Best or Worst of lists?
And for your New Years Eve Party, check out this list of Memorable Songs Played on New Year’s Eve.

A Breakdown Of Mariah Carey’s Pregnancy Announcement

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0:03 “The media…scrutiny…over your…pregnancy…has been…relentless” says Billy Bush, as if he is not the media scrutinizing.

0:35 Mariah chooses to draw out this announcement in this long and exclusive video, instead of just releasing a statement, even though, “It’s been tough because I’ve been trying to hold onto a shred of privacy.”
“Finding that perfect comfortable spot in Mariah’s new York apartment was not easy, due to her already expanding tummy.”
A) Don’t say tummy. She has an growing fetus in her uterus. Let’s use our big words.
B) It was difficult to find a comfortable spot not because she’s pregnant, but because she’s Mariah.

1:30 That evil media monster and the addition of her new Christmas album (out next week!) “forced” Mariah to come out with the news. Also that Thandie Newton dropped the ball on The View yesterday.
Nick doesn’t join until halfway through the interview because, as he knows, it’s not really his baby. And his facial hair is disgusting.

2:00 “This is the sad part of the story. The media’s obsessive speculation that Mariah was pregnant began two years ago, following Mariah and Nick’s secret wedding.”
Was it really a secret?
Nick ends discussing how impressed he was with Mariah’s emotional strength during her miscarriage last year. Mariah nods in agreement.

What we have learned:
The media is evil for wanting to know about Mariah’s pregnancy.
She’s having a baby “sometime in the Spring.”
Billy Bush is really, we swear, the first person to be told this news.

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon: ‘We Are Pregnant!’ [Access Hollywood]

Mariah vs. The Art

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honey from jake dibeler on Vimeo.

Which one do YOU prefer? I’d say both. Love to Mia and Jake.

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