But I just got this email about downloading graduation pictures. If that isn’t a reality check for the fact that this would have been relevant A YEAR AGO and not even ALL THIS YEAR WHEN I HAVE BEEN GETTING THESE EMAILS REPEATEDLY, I don’t know what is.
1) A statement and a request from a gentleman and a scholar:
“Know your shit before you get at me.”
2) A inaccurate but very strong belief:
“Creep by TLC is the best song from the 90s.”
I may have graduated from college, but this is clearly the more important news to get across.
It’s good she knows me well. And that Simon Rich is awesome, with evidence definitely here, and a little bit less here.
AND apparently he has a new book out. This one’s a novel based off of Pygmalion, which I believe may be worth carting around Europe.
Your New College Graduate: A Parents’ Guide. [The New Yorker]