Smart Girls Who Do Stupid Things

Sometimes…

I Swam in Kevin Bacon’s Pool Once

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Really. There was mango. Okay, it was a pool at a house he was renting. But there really was mango.

Win A Date With The Stars of Win a Date with Tad Hamilton

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I can assure you you will not regret it.

A Few Photos Of The Most Exciting Season Of The Bachelorette Of Our Time

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Who will Emily end up with?!

Even she doesn’t know.

BTW it was Jef in the most surprising ending ever. I will admit that I thought Arie had this one. I will also admit that I cried real human tears during the finale.

Oh but then this fashion moment happened this season:

And, this. Ryan, let me know where I can purchase this shirt. I’m assuming Express Women.

This Is A 19 Minute Video Devoted To Doing Your Make-up Before Seeing An Ex-Boyfriend

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This video makes me want to break-up with someone not so I could do this make-up, but so I could send them this video and be like, “Yeah, this is what I won’t be doing.”

“In terms of clothes, my friend was going to wear her super great jeans that made her bottom look fantastic because she felt that firstly, she was going to stay very calm and dignified and because the guy had been a total ass, she just wanted to say what she wanted to say, look fantastic, and then walk out, walk away, and the last thing that he would see would be this perfect bottom. And I think I agree with her actually.”

Bruce Springsteen Is A Secret Hit Among The Hip

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Doing research for Pitchfork, I have discovered the hipster dirty little secret.

Aubrey Plaza, Barbara Walters And Some Chick Peas

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“Everyone was eyeing my chickpeas like they wanted it because their meals didn’t look so good. So I used it as a power move. I started doling out my chickpeas.”

Things Change Quickly

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Even in a day and depending on the source. These were both June 12, 2012.

Occasionally, Craiglist Missed Connections Restore My Faith In Humanity

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“Girl at Navy Pier – m4w – 29 (Chicago)
I supposed to be the Navy Pier to watch the fire works but I FORGOT about the entire 4th of July when I saw your astonishing beauty. I was staring at you and you noticed that but I couldn’t really take my eyes of that beauty. I hope to hear from you very soon.”

The fact that someone saw another someone else at Navy Pier and managed to a. be attracted to them and b. have this be enough to literally FORGET about FIREWORKS is an astonishing feat not yet seen by mankind.

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