Imagine: Amber Rose and “Wiz” reproduce. Their kids will be aliens on earth.
5:59 pm Sean: Cyndi Lauper is Ke$ha in 20 years.
6:04 pm Fergie is wearing Gaultier not Versace. Good guess though, I’ll pat myself on the back. Her mom: “She’s still my little rock and roll rebel.”
Fergie on Kanye: “What can you not say about him, musically, that’s not positive.”
She’s really just bangs on a floating head.
6:08 pm Katy Perry is pretty; she looks like a non-literal mermaid.
I’m the minority, but I love Kelly Osbourne’s grey/purple hair.
The celebrities are doing a good job with being really explicit about their designers these days.
6:14 pm Robyn, no. We know you’re Swedish, but no.
The head of the Grammys is blatantly lying about how they “help people in their family when they need it.”
6:23 pm Sean: Nicki Minaj and THE POPE?
Kelly Osbourne calls it the big fashion moment of the night, because she has a bishop with her. It’s this years Lady Gaga-egg.
I have an unnatural hatred for Blake Shelton.
Alberto re: Ryan Seacrest on Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton: Ryan, don’t comment on how other relationships are fake.
6:30 pm Sean: If I were Alicia Keyes, I’d wear a pantsuit all the time.
Kate: Oh wait, she does…
I’m glad Giuliana decided to stop trying to grow out her roots.
Giuliana’s attempt to be tactful about the stars’ clothes while constantly complimenting them must be a hard balance to strike.
There’s a black guy in Maroon 5?
6:43 pm Common, why aren’t you and Serena Williams together? Also here are his thoughts on Maya Angelo: “She is like a walking poetry, walking spirit, God coming through her.” Sure.
Etta James. Don Cornelius. Whitney Houston. That is all.
I’ve said this before, but Kate Beckinsale is the hottest woman alive. Her daughter looks aite too.
6:47 pm This Tina Fey commercial…is confusing.
I don’t really know why we’e obsessing about Nicki Minaj is wearing because she’ll she’ll change like a thousand more times tonight.
Also where is Gaga?
6:56 pm Adele is always wearing black.