Smart Girls Who Do Stupid Things

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Trend Sweeping The Nation Amongst Older People: Crackers And Jelly

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Adults on television are obsessed with eating crackers and jelly — alone — in their kitchens. Saltines, no less.

Test Subject Number 1: Carrie, Sex and the City (2002)

Season 4, Episode 13: The Good Fight

Carrie: I miss walking into my apartment with no one there, and it’s all quiet, and I can do that stuff that you do when you’re totally alone, things you would never want your boyfriend to see you do.

Samantha: Like masturbate?

Carrie: My SSB. My Secret Single Behavior. Like, I like to make a stack of saltines. I put grape jelly on them. I eat them standing up in the kitchen reading fashion magazines.

Charlotte: Why standing up?

Carrie: I dunno, it’s weird, but it just feels great.

Test Subject Number 2: Ruxin, The League (2011)

Season 3, Episode 3: The Au Pair

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