SCENE: (Watching Parks and Recreation. Rashida Jones enters.)
KATE: Rashida Jones, go fly a kite.
(Next part to be read in a high squeaky voice)
EMMA: You really don’t like Rashida Jones? What is wrong with you? You like Rob Lowe but not Rashida Jones?
KATE: Coughing laughter (the meds are slowly working, don’t worry).
The real skinny: My theory about Rashida Jones is that she’s a really cool girl IRL and pretty attractive and has mad celeb connecks (purposely sic, let’s make “connecks” happen) and can apparently carry a tune and people just dig hanging around her, so they keep casting her in stuff, even though she isn’t that talented – not terrible, just not that talented – but she’s cool to kick it on set with.