We watched with a straight male this time! Alex M. fills us in on his thoughts. With LC, street fashion expert extraordinaire, plus the usual suspects.
9:00 pm Now, just catch the hottest women in the world.
What is this Black Swan revamp? It’s like last year is over again.
I believe these girls are supermodels in the only sense that supermodels exist right now. It is like the ’80s again.
9:01 pm And the ballet theme continues. Molly: Is this happening right now?
A mad yell about Bey is heard ’round the world!
They are blurring out the first models ass! Let me know if the internet has a pic, I couldn’t find it. I believe she was wearing some sort of yellow bottoms.
True Blood is here. Don’t worry, this show is now officially sexy.
They are editing like they have ADD.
LC: Can you imagine being orlando bloom BTW?
9:06 pm Model: “The moment I stood on the runway, I felt like I became a woman.”
9:07 pm Karlie Kloss, 19-year-old first timer, is the American Dream y’all. AND THEN SHE SAYS THAT SHE’S LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM. Karlie, you and I = same mind.
9:09 pm Kanye talks about how he was supposed to be here in 2007 to sing this Daft Punk song. A. That was a really long time ago. B. Way to make it a downer.
Superheroes is a cool choice. Molly: This is like a retro little boys dream.
LC: Love Chanel’s ombre hair.
9:16 pm “Seductive latin spanish references.”
LeeAnn Rimes what? Where is Eddie? Did Brandi have him for the night?
Alex: All the guys behind the scenes are bald black guys with British accents.
It’s whats his face from the Britney video and the other movie where he maybe died? Stephen Dorf?
9:20 pm Oh my gosh pictures of us when we didnt have these tits! Alex M.: I had no idea how hot I was going to become.
Alessandra wanted to be a doctor and an astronaut. Don’t worry, you basically made it.
“It seems like another life, these pictures.”
9:22 pm Anne v. and Maroon 5 sex it up AGAIN. To be coming.
This slower commerical is really sexy in a different way. And this CBS happy holidays commercial is super cute.
9:28 pm “It’s just like a beautiful fantasy.” My beautiful dark twisted fantasy?
This flashback of previous years is just making me miss previous years.
Why am I so attracted to Adam Levine; he has a tattoo of los angeles on his arm. And his girlfriend looks like she has no neck with this outfit, I would sue.
9:40 pm Jay Z. thanks for bringing the a game two-thirds of the way through the show.
Alex: Are they going to show Beyonce here? I draw lifeforce from her.
(THEY DO. BEY IS PREG AND IN WHITE.)
I love Kanye’s leather leggings.
“There’s more to meet the eye” with VS.
Alex: Yea, just look down.
9:44 pm ERIN the angel is extremely intelligent so we’ll put her in glasses and with an iPad that says “I Heart Geeks.”
Steamy sultry turn of the century New Orleans meets antebellum mixed with boudoir.
9:46 pm I love those pink leather gloves.
9:52 pm NEON. PINK, despite the fact that they insist on calling it “Club Pink”, is always the best, plus they have Nicki Minaj, who is definitely hungover, because these vocals are not their strongest.
9:57 pm Of course they end on Gaga “Born This Way.”
LC: I mean, it’s so unfair that they were born that way. Not to ruin it.