If “The Hollister” was a sex position what would it be?
D: Taking it up the butt.
What kind of job description came with this position?
D: “Stand around in bathing suits and say hi to people.”
Do you ever feel like a piece of meat?
D: Always. Women have been taking advantage of that for more than 2,000 years — now it’s our turn. Women can vote and own property; it’s my turn to be a piece of meat. I want to be objectified and given stuff for free.
J: I don’t feel like a piece of meat.
AND THE BEST ONE
J: We never get anything too offensive — aside from the touching.
D: Except there was that guy that walked by and said he could suck both of us off in two minutes.
Not asked: why the zinc oxide on the nose? Sun protection, or cute factor? BOTH?!