Lobster is indeed far too expensive for those of us who feel it is our lifeblood.
IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT IF YOU’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TAXES, YOU ASK THE TURBOTAX BOT IN ALL CAPS AND WITH EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION WHAT IS UP.
In other news, it’s comforting to know that there are probably middle-aged people who are also as clueless as I about how to do their taxes. Or, it’s the reason we should never blame things on our politicians and merely recognize that we’re all idiots if we can’t follow the simple instructions of a computer. Take your pick (quietly please).
Exciting news, trusty and loyal steeds! I’m working on an actual BOOK (“You remember books…primitive versions of the DVD”), entitled The Book of Jezebel. It is, you guessed it, an encyclopedia about the site Jezebel. Lots of cool people are involved, but the head honchos consist of the always impressive feminists Anna Holmes and Kate Harding. Please stay tuned, and help me with my first task:
What are words that start in F that have something to do with anything that you think that someone who reads Jezebel might care about?
Think outside the box; people, places, things, adjectives. I want you for your BRAINstorming, not your body.