It’s good she knows me well. And that Simon Rich is awesome, with evidence definitely here, and a little bit less here.
AND apparently he has a new book out. This one’s a novel based off of Pygmalion, which I believe may be worth carting around Europe.
Your New College Graduate: A Parents’ Guide. [The New Yorker]

Twitter/JudyBlume
I would do anything to be besties with Judy Blume, so Regina Spektor better be thanking her lucky stars.
ARE YOU THERE JUDY? IT’S ME, KATE.

He’s just a little too normal…
Glee’s Harry Shum Jr. Finally Speaks (and Answers Your Questions!) [NYMag]

“I don’t want to put too much stock in it, but I sort of feel like if I get this it will pretty much validate every single decision I’ve ever made in my entire life that led me to this moment.” — Casey [aka the awesome Lizzy Caplan] from Party Down, re: potentially getting a part in an Apatow movie.

Zach Galifianakas, nominated for best comedic performance in The Hangover at the MTV Movie Awards, told MTV News that Ben Stiller (Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian) “won’t win,” that Bradley Cooper (The Hangover) “doesn’t deserve to be on that list,” and that Ryan Reynolds’s “eyes are too close together.”

Who’s Up For Breakout Star at MTV Movie Awards? [People]

I love it when 30 Rock has great shows-within-shows. This might top “Milf Island.”

‘First Lady of Cinema’ Honored On A Stamp

A good namesake to have.